Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016

Tumblracist

A person or group of people who hold a negative bias or prejudice toward Tumblr and/or the people who use the website.

He couldn't stand to hear about the happenings on Tumblr, it's safe to say he is a tumblracist.

by mybroslilsis91 June 3, 2019

Tumblrite

A term referring to a person who has the mannerisms of, or acts like, a Tumblr character.

"Jess keeps on calling herself quirky. She's such a tumblrite."

by HypersexualSans October 4, 2021

tumblrsexyman

a man that is found attractive one the website tumblr

must be from a certain fandom

that bots a tumblrsexyman

i get why hes so hot

by Ghost_town January 4, 2023

Tumblrism

Person who use millennial snark to hide fact that "it is easier to throw molotov than to call for med appointment"... Also, similar to buffyism in the fact that they are expressions, ways of speaking/mannerism, or quotes that have come into common usage or been popularized by akin to the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, by Tumblr-contagion.

Adam: "No! That post was total tumblrism!"
Beth: "And I thought that is how meta-post-modernism state of Center-Left is! I'd agree with it if it wasn't for some iff peeking out of it! Uh..."
Adam: "Yes. That iffyness. Total tumblrism! You can smell it...!"

by dame_dane May 6, 2025

tumbledrion

The act of using a tumble-dryer to remove creased/line dried articles of clothing.

Phone rings. Person 1. "whats crackin?"
person 2. "shuddup man, im picking you up in 5 minutes"
person 1. "shit! I havn't ironed my clothes"
person 2. "dumbarse.. tumbledrion them!"
person 1. "wow.. you are a genius"
person 2. "dont i know it"
person 1. "yep"

by zErO <> hErO October 15, 2005

tumblehair

n. Resembling a tumbleweed, this common household entity consists of and feeds predominantly on mammals' sheddings. Left entirely unchecked, tumblehairs may eventually pose a fire hazard.

Let's get out of here before his tumblehair eats him. This guys apartment gives me that same creepy feeling as the Little Shop of Horrors.

by DoctorFustigus April 8, 2009