You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022
Get the Filipino Toiletmug. When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.
"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."
"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."
"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."
by Stall Life for Days September 26, 2013
Get the Toilet bouncemug. While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."
by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019
Get the Toilet Scrollingmug. THE ABSOLUTE WORST FUCKING MEME OF ALL OF EXISTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE. FUCK YOU ALEXEY GERASIMOV! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AND GO TO SATAN!!!
Skibidi Toilet is a cringe, racist, sexist, offensive, creepy, motherfucking retarded, not kid-friendly, insane, shitty show that fucks up and brainwashes kids for free.
It consists of creepy fucking heads shoved up their ass- I mean toilets, and it is so bad nobody even cares about it.
It is OFFICIALLY the absolute worst fucking meme of all time. Like people still in the sperm race only watches that shit. And these people who "pretend" to like DaFuqBoom comments sarcastic things like "OMG SKIBIDI TOILET IS SO FUCKIN' GOOD!!!".
There has already been disastrous memes like Smurf Cat, Grimace Shake, and Ohio, but Skibidi Toilet is on an another fucking level.
It's so fucking terrible that it makes me want to disintegrate into ashes, other people want to stab their fucking eyes, and thinking about fucking the cum out of DaFuqBoom.
This meme has absolute no sense and lore inside of it, and it is just fucked up.
And his fanbase consists of 2 things. Sperms with a zero millimeter defeater, and retards.
I dead-seriously FUCKING HATE THIS MEME, BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING AS FUCK!
Me, every brother and sister and my homies and basically everyone except for those motherfuckers who is still in the sperm race, thinks it's the worst fucking meme ever.
For those who think Skibidi Toilet is the best, fuck you, empty your diaper, and fuck off, cunt.
Skibidi Toilet is a cringe, racist, sexist, offensive, creepy, motherfucking retarded, not kid-friendly, insane, shitty show that fucks up and brainwashes kids for free.
It consists of creepy fucking heads shoved up their ass- I mean toilets, and it is so bad nobody even cares about it.
It is OFFICIALLY the absolute worst fucking meme of all time. Like people still in the sperm race only watches that shit. And these people who "pretend" to like DaFuqBoom comments sarcastic things like "OMG SKIBIDI TOILET IS SO FUCKIN' GOOD!!!".
There has already been disastrous memes like Smurf Cat, Grimace Shake, and Ohio, but Skibidi Toilet is on an another fucking level.
It's so fucking terrible that it makes me want to disintegrate into ashes, other people want to stab their fucking eyes, and thinking about fucking the cum out of DaFuqBoom.
This meme has absolute no sense and lore inside of it, and it is just fucked up.
And his fanbase consists of 2 things. Sperms with a zero millimeter defeater, and retards.
I dead-seriously FUCKING HATE THIS MEME, BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING AS FUCK!
Me, every brother and sister and my homies and basically everyone except for those motherfuckers who is still in the sperm race, thinks it's the worst fucking meme ever.
For those who think Skibidi Toilet is the best, fuck you, empty your diaper, and fuck off, cunt.
Ass-Sniper: Hey Boi, what are you watching?
some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG I WATCH SEKBIBIDI TOILET ITS THE BEST EVER!!!
Ass-Sniper: *pulls out a fucking Tsar Bomba*
some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG WHAT IS THIS??? A SIEIBIBDI TOIELT NUEK!!?!!?
Ass-Sniper: Say goodnight, you racist bitch.
some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: SKIBIDI TOILET DOP DPDO POD YES Y4DSS
*Tsar Bomba'd the fucking baby*
Ass-Sniper: Finally, no more Skibidi Fucking Toilet!
and then that motherfucker died. the end!
some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG I WATCH SEKBIBIDI TOILET ITS THE BEST EVER!!!
Ass-Sniper: *pulls out a fucking Tsar Bomba*
some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: OMG WHAT IS THIS??? A SIEIBIBDI TOIELT NUEK!!?!!?
Ass-Sniper: Say goodnight, you racist bitch.
some weird-ass cunt fucking bitch shit ass retard that shits his undies breastfeeding motherfucker crusty musty dusty rusty 2 year old bed-wetting whore dirty hoe cocksucker pussy asshole that fucks up all the time that has diarrhea and wants to suicide that dosent have a brain and lacks intellegence: SKIBIDI TOILET DOP DPDO POD YES Y4DSS
*Tsar Bomba'd the fucking baby*
Ass-Sniper: Finally, no more Skibidi Fucking Toilet!
and then that motherfucker died. the end!
by SKELETON68419 November 3, 2023
Get the Skibidi Toiletmug. Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.
Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.
Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
by Moniscandal August 11, 2010
Get the toilet taskermug. by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
Get the toilet drinkmug. First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
by DarkBass July 23, 2012
Get the toilet parfaitmug.