coppers torch

A raging hard on like a rock

I had knob like a coppers torch.

by stubie August 4, 2007

Honky Tory

Main Entry: Hon-ky Tor-y
Pronunciation: hon-kie tor-ie
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Derived from California Slang

The act by which one is given road head and the receiver brakes fairly sharply causing the giver to hit her or his head on the car horn resulting in a honk.

The incoming traffic caused me to honky tory the shit out of her.

by nickwtomyskins June 27, 2008

Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009

Dirty Torpedo

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

by Newtman98 July 8, 2010

Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

Tickle torture

When someone is tickle tortured. Especially good when it’s a female tickling a male.

*female tickling male*
Male: hahahaha! Stop please! Hahaha
Female: not until your tickle torture session is up! You still have another 2 hours!

by Everyusernameistakenohmylord September 6, 2021

Mexican Tongue Torch

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

by GioSerg April 27, 2011