Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018

Snoop Salad

Snoop Dogg's special recipe. Aka kush

Snoop's friend: Ay man where yo at?
Snoop: I'm smoking some snoop salad.
Snoop's friend: Ohhhhh save some for me when i get to yo place. And roll a fat one

by stale cheerio May 28, 2018

Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.

Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that

by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011

salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

fur salad

A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong

Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor

by Cokegod May 1, 2018

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017