Garbage Tits

when a chicks tits smell worse than her ass

Eric Sundell was sucking on some nasty Garbage tits last night

by Corey Gilmore June 9, 2009

fuck tits

Used mainly as a term of endearment.

"Howdy, fuck tits!"
or
"Oh, fuck tits, i love you too!"

by fanta-p December 26, 2006

getting your tits wet

the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.

you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry

by The E Show March 4, 2010

Tits of Steel

Someone who is nicknamed tits of steel does most, if not all of these things
1. Asks you to touch his muscles a lot and says some thing like ,"Its bigger right?"

2. Looks for any reason to walk around shirt less, shit if he could he would shop in Walmart shirt less, just so everyone can see his muscles.

3. He practices the titty dance in secret.

4. He wheres and A to a 36B bra.

Someone who works out all day, is a tits of steel.

by Jim98Jones February 6, 2010

big tits for no reason

When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.

Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason

by Manginacus December 18, 2010

Tits and Whiskey

Graphic version of "Sunshine and Rainbows." An exclamation of goodness.

"Life isn't always Tits and Whiskey. Sometimes you really have to buckle down."

by SansPants84 February 21, 2010

franken tits

An oddly shaped breast or abnormal scars from a boob job

Yo you see melissa flash at the party last night? I told you that was a clowned up boob job! Thats what you call Franken tits

by Big ol' red February 4, 2007