one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

Drop a tear

To Pee

To urinate or go number 1

I will be right back, I need to drop a tear

by Pic~ June 22, 2022

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

tearjerker

one who cries during masturbation

"Alex is such a tearjerker"

by nongigongerong January 4, 2009

gypsy tears

whatchu need to take down some Shoppers or some other local scum. this shit will knock your socks off and let you jack bombs into next week. synonyms: palumbip

GIMME SOME GYPSY TEARS SO I CAN RIP THIS JIMMY FALLON WANNABE A NEW ONE!

by 5-alive July 28, 2011

tear bib

a garment, much like a baby's bib, liberals wear to keep all the crying they do from ruining their ugly clothing

Alan needs to wear his tear bib when he watches FOX news because not enough people on FOX news hate America and it offends Alan's liberal sensibilities.

by Slzr June 9, 2003

tear dropping

Tear Dropping - when you go down to perform oral sex and the smell is too terrible to perform so you work your way back up casually. The resulting shape you make is a tear drop, aka rain dropping.

i was tear dropping this girl because her snatch smelled so bad

by Djb1987 March 11, 2016