Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.
Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.
by Yeswestillhateyou October 27, 2021
Get the Seaside Throatmug. Damn onna gave me some bomb head last night .. I think imma hit her up again.
Bro don’t do that she’ll know your throat sprung .
Bro don’t do that she’ll know your throat sprung .
by Mrs.OnnaLovez October 12, 2019
Get the throat sprungmug. Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
Get the dr. rusty’s sore throat salvemug. Female with a scratchy raspy voice kinda manly. When she sings its off key and missing. She throat broke.
by GummyBearJuice September 18, 2021
Get the throat brokemug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Horse, Red, and Throatmug. Noun: Any person who becomes very “clingy” toward their romantic partner in an unhealthy manner (as if latched to the person’s neck).
Yo bro, please tell your new girlfriend to give you some space! She’s being a bit of a throat warmer not letting you hang out with us this weekend!
by ValeK March 18, 2024
Get the Throat Warmermug. Dude A: gross man, my throat dangly is swollen.
Dude B: eww bro don't talk about your disgusting throat dangly problems.
Dude B: eww bro don't talk about your disgusting throat dangly problems.
by pppoooooppp3242344234 July 23, 2016
Get the throat danglymug.