Jing the thing 

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

Jing the thing by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020

new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.

What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.

new york thing by Sp100 April 7, 2020

my little thing 

My little thing defines someone special and petite. You can use it for your gf, lover, spouse or child.

In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.

My little thing. My poor little thing. My sweet little thing.

my little thing by Chris Cristian April 16, 2020

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

An entire thing of butter by The Govenor May 18, 2020

the coolness of the thing 

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

the coolness of the thing by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020

big ol thing of sexy

My husband

Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...

big ol thing of sexy by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020

A kincaid thing 

In short being a fucking idiot

wow that dude put his shirt on backwards again, what a kincaid thing

A kincaid thing by Jesus Shat an elephant December 2, 2020