A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.
It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
Get the Seasonal Ratchet Disordermug. During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024
Get the Xmas Anal Seasonmug. At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
You will never be happy.
by little gay kid March 6, 2022
Get the depression seasonsmug. Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
Get the Seasoned tictacmug. The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
by Etherpixel January 7, 2018
Get the SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreudemug. Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
Get the Emotional Season Ticket Holdermug. by cenuspenis August 19, 2023
Get the season washermug.