justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.
guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)
guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)
guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife
by IKnowPeopleWhenISeeThem April 14, 2019
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Sarah: Hey Hailey what did you do last night?
Hailey: Oh I just gave Justin the good old Bieber hornet
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by iheartjb2012 December 11, 2020
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Rember those fangirls that fucking loved him till the end? where are they now in life?
Rember those fangirls that fucking loved him till the end? where are they now in life?
by Chartsy September 30, 2022
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by yoga19 August 19, 2019
Get the justin bieber mug.The most precious human being in the whole world with such a kind heart, even though he has made mistakes that is in the past he is better than ever now and he is doing so much better and he is so much healthier and he is into god more you may see haters calling him “mustin” which means musty and making fun of his Lyme disease that he cannot control and some people assume he is on drugs when he isn’t. Justin Bieber is such a strong human being.
The boys: Justin Bieber is so gay and he can’t sing at all and he sounds like a girl
Anyone who is mature: you are literally using gay as an insult and you call Justin Bieber disgusting???
Anyone who is mature: you are literally using gay as an insult and you call Justin Bieber disgusting???
by Chuckys gurl January 1, 2021
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by tydabelieber April 12, 2021
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"Justin Bieber's Canadian. He's actually considered American because no Canadian has ever been this much of an asshole."
- Kevin Hart
- Kevin Hart
by undercover_ace March 22, 2022
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