Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely teases the watcher by going for the smaller, less developed acne first, leaving the riper, more satisfying pops for later.

That doc is a real zit-teaser - she always saves the best pops for last.

by AnalAl August 24, 2025

Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.

Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off

by santaklawze November 30, 2011

cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.

Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."

by Crasssss September 17, 2012

lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018

level a teaspoon

to chill out, or relax

it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.

Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day

by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021

a little teasing

When you make fun of your short friend

They couldn't handle a little teasing

by A bad idea April 21, 2023