Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018

tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Sack on the table

term coined by commercial real estate brokers

to put ones ball sack on the table to convey

back up your bullshit

balls fully on the line

standing behind your word
reputation at stack

when i tell you they can close i put my F*cking sack on the table

by bigsackbilly November 13, 2019