dumb twat

Any person who spells Katie with two E's.

Person 1: Oh, whos that new girl in class?
Person 2: You dont want to go near that with a 10 foor pole.
Person 1: Why not?
Person 2: Her names Katie, but she spells it like a dumb twat with two E's

by TheFlyingIdiot August 14, 2011

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

dozy twat

A slow stupid furry-eared cretin.A really slow brained dumb-ass.

Fer fucks sake, your such a dozy twat Miss Lewinsky, I already explained to you 3 times why you can't call your book "Secret Services to the President"!

by Colin T White May 17, 2008

muffin twat

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut

slutfattwat a muffin twat

by eh12345 May 15, 2009

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 13, 2005

twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina

woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss

by nardsackass January 30, 2007