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The Tayto Toilets

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by Crystal <3 August 21, 2021
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Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.
Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."
by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011
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toilet turkey

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
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Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.
Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!
by Merpish Man April 26, 2020
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Skibidi toilet

The unfunniest thing to ever exist on the internet that Gen Alphas are dying laughing over
Gen Alpha: Hey, do you know Skibidi toilet?
Other generation: No. Is that what you kids are into these days?
Gen Alpha: *shows it and laughs uncontrollably*

Other generation: what the actual fuck has the world become…
by RN1306 October 24, 2023
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Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019
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toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with
by PudiesPie September 9, 2014
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