throatarrhea

Gonorrhea of the throat. Usually acquired from a no-holds barred ATM free-for-all with some random sex addict that you just met on 4th Ave.

Doctor: "Gooch,you test positive for throatarrhea, did you have a penis in your throat at all?"
Gooch: "uhhh no"

Doctor: "are you sure?"

Gooch: "uhhh no"
Doctor: "no to which question?"
Gooch: "uhhhh"

by wolfmans brother September 25, 2018

Throatgina

1. The term used when, in the process of dissecting a fetal pig, you realize the throat resembles a vagina
2. (Musical Theatre) When you attempt to hit a high note that is out of your vocal range

“Whoa, Cheryl, your voice cracked on that one high note in the chorus”
“Yeah, I came down with a bad case of throatgina”
OR
“What features did you notice during our class pig dissection?”
“Well, Chad and I observed the larynx, located in the throatgina”

by Yote the toast December 10, 2018

throat pluck

The act of snatching someone’s Adam’s apple between your thumb and forefinger and “plucking” it. Generally used to put a lesser male in check and assert your dominance.

Tyler was talking mad shit til I throat plucked his dumb ass in front of all his beta male friends.

by EspanolaDave December 19, 2018

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019

Throat coat

Throut coat is like spilling the tea. But there is something different about throat coat tea. When you are sick you drink throat coat tea it is not good at all but it is important for the healing process. Throat coat tea is just like that it’s not very good tea but it is important you know.

Ooooo girl that tea is throat coat.

by Sister nini February 8, 2019

Throat tickling

Something that teases you to a point of annoyance but yet you get satisfaction from it. A practical, disgusting form of cliffhangers.

Having to go outdoors to smoke can sometimes be a throat tickling affair, especially if it is -10 degrees outside.

by Nomed February 8, 2019