lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

Reverse Worm

A sexual act where the man violently and aggressively spasms his body imitating “the worm” underneath a woman, rapidly thrusting his cock into her.

Hey babe, wanna try the reverse worm tonight?

by TheSardines August 1, 2022

Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 14, 2010

worms day

Its a secret day of the week somwhere between tuesday and wednesday, or thursday Idk.

I don't think this is a worms day but ok.

by BigPinkBrownWormer September 16, 2020

jewish worm

A small circumsized dick

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm

by Dank jew May 4, 2019

worm slush

A mixture of mashed worms and rainwater seen all over sidewalks and streets, resulting from heavy traffic and a long downpour.

A car passed me by when I was on the sidewalk, and I got spattered with worm slush. I puked all over myself.

by Dr. Tatopoulos April 19, 2009

Penis Worm

The Worm that enters and exits the hole of the penis.

Hey i have a penis worm do You ?

by Monkey789 April 30, 2022