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the Polish people seem pretty worried

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.

A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.

A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
by Death Menace October 29, 2022
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Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"
"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"
by creedmoor May 6, 2006
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Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
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Polish thunderflash

When a polak cums in a girls eye and slaps her ears
Polish thunderflash
by Fjrkfjd November 2, 2020
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polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.
That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.
by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023
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Nail Polish Mindset

Financial mindset to cope with the ongoing Lebanese Economic Crisis that lead to the shooting of the prices.

Compare the price of anything to 1 Nail Polish = 140,000 PBP, you’ll find anything to be cheaper, reducing the guilt to buy anything.
X: OMG? THIS LUNCH COSTS 70,000 LBP?? IT USED TO COST 10,000 LBP

Ms Next: HONEY! That’s only HALF a nail polish. Let’s get that lunch!

X: Oh yes, the Nail Polish Mindset😂! I forgot about that. Thank you love, you’re the best.
by ahmadb October 17, 2021
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