snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness

Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!

by Skarchy May 3, 2020

Hoho Meat

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.

Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.

by lowdogman July 28, 2011

meat beanie

The foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis.

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.

by Jhalika January 7, 2014

backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.

Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong

by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.

Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?

by shakerrr March 14, 2011

Meat dungeon

A dirty, nasty vagina.

I marinated my tube steak in her meat dungeon last night, it was terrible.

by Johno Salazar March 23, 2016