Grade A Douche

Someone who is acting like an extreme douche.

Robert: Hey, do you know that guy in our class who wont shut up?
David: Yea, he's a real Grade A Douche

by ParksfromNafo September 15, 2011

Douche Bag

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.

Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.

by saintcomedy February 27, 2010

douche magooche

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.

Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.

by betty sullivan April 03, 2006

douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby April 25, 2006

Dip Douche

The term used to describe a person who claims to have chewed tobacco many times before, yet vomits after the act of a dip.

"Dude Matt just puked! He's such a dip douche"

by Mikey Mac44 November 18, 2009

Douche Bannigans

An expert douche bag and career loser that brings a certain professionalism that lacks in douche bags of an lower order.

Look at Douche Bannigans stinkass lying on que about places he's never been, bitches he's hasnt fuck and people he dont know...

by Modenasolone June 06, 2008

douching it up

To become excessively annoying, boistrous, or unbecoming of a normal human being, esp. in the presence of a peer group.

Bob: Man, look at Jim over there!
Mark: I know, he's totally douching it up!
Bob: Let us proceed to beat him an inch from life for such unacceptable behavior.
Mark: Indeed.

by Chenzo23 September 14, 2006