Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

deuce

he or she name is deuce because they specifically put them two fingers innat coochie

deuce stuck that deuce in me

by doodoty November 20, 2023

Double Deuces

Double deuces means you love the class of 2022 and your teachers

Summa gave double deuces to her favorite teacher

by User14 January 20, 2022

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

double deuce

Often referred to as 22oz beer/ alcoholic beverage. Much like (40's), are the 40 ounce counterpart.

Yo, grab me a double deuce Icehouse at the store and some black and milds.

by Slimothy smooth James January 14, 2021

deuce deuce

Fire gun that uses .22 caliber bullets

Take the deuce deuce, we're gonna need it

by og_gangsta_NY April 28, 2023

Deuce

2 ounces of lean/drank (promethaziene w codeine)

I poured up a deuce now everything movin sloowww

by Wallstreet_J March 15, 2017