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Strictly Straight

When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
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zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.
Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
by ccrombeye June 11, 2023
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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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Double Unplus Straight

A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.
Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"

Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"

Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.
by Cody Humphrey February 22, 2009
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McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot
Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.
by dan! January 6, 2013
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Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases
Bill: “someone called my mom gay
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight
by Memeiboi May 16, 2018
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