shitting ice cream

An expression that means that everything is amazing or that someone is perfect and nice with unicorns and rainbows on top. Or it could refer to the intake of too much ice cream, and shitting it out the next day.

e.g. #1 joe-" YO MY LIFE IS AWESOME"

bob-" shutup.. no one wants to hear about you shitting ice cream"

e.g.#2 frank-" Dude, I ate so much icecream last night that I was shitting ice cream this morning."

fiona-" Wtf? that`s nasty"

by fwionajweeba July 30, 2010

Sitting on quids

To be in a position of wealth.

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"

by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011

shitting napalm

where you eat something so spicy, your ass burns when you take a shit.

dude those flamin hot cheetoh fries are going to make me be shitting napalm tonight

by napalm shitter May 5, 2015

shitting it in

to do something quick in australian english

to be hasty

Robbo: Fuck mate we're really getting thru this job today ay, macca

Macca: yea fuck oath cunt we're absolutely shitting it in

by true aussie wordz September 25, 2016

Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017

Spatting

The act of squirting out a giant nut after days without sexual activity.

I’ve been working so hard this week I was too tired to jerk one out. Looks like Ima be spatting tomorrow

by Brain buggerer November 5, 2018