social fucking

1. bar hopping and/or flirting with different groups of people in a socialite manner.

2. working the room/club/bar, akin to schmoozing

3. May also refer to an act of a sexual nature expressed through body language, attitude, or verbal statements without perpetration of sexual intercourse

austin m- "look at rebecca social fucking"
Ashely v "shes such a social fucker"

by killerdave13 November 12, 2010

Social Smoker

Someone who only smokes when the cigarettes are yours.

A: You have a spare cig?
B: I didn't realise you smoked?
A: I don't really, I'm just a social smoker.
B: If I say I'm a social drinker will you pay for my beer?

by Pcorb August 18, 2015

Social Intercourse

The act of having a conversation with someone that is so profound or meaningful they you feel closer to the person than you could never have imagined before.
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Can often be associated with schizophrenics who possess multiple personalities, a person can have social intercourse with themselves through this process.

Want an example? Try having a conversation with someone and actually listen for once.

"Lisa was so involved and moved by what Pat had to say that it is easy to believe that their conversation involved a form of social intercourse".

by Cpt_Planeteer February 7, 2008

social darwinism

The belief that since anyone is capable of having children, society is not evolving. Social darwinists believe that anyone who's genes do not contribute to the well being of society should be sterilized.

Not allowing retards to have children is social darwinism

by phili January 15, 2004

Social Security

Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.

Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."

by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

social rape

When someone probes you with personality questions and other awkward "getting to know you dialogue". If one is socially raped enough, it may ultimately lead to friend rape.

Lily: Did you see Meg asking Tom all those questions? He looked really uncomfortable.

Angie: Yeah, that was social rape!

by katieemw95 October 23, 2009

Social Moth

Similar to a "social butterfly" in that it isn't. A person who:

1) Gollum-like; Scrupulously follows you or the limelight wherever it shines;

2) Is an irritant;

3) You can’t get out of your house no matter how hard you try;

4) Sometimes wears your clothes out;

5) Naturally offends tastes;

6) Thinks they're a social butterfly.

"Dude, I've made a huge mistake. My new girlfriend is a real social moth... Got any advice on dumping her gently?"

"Nope. You're boned."

by R0h4n September 16, 2009