Smack

To have sex with...
As in using the word "smack" to replace the word "fuck". Not as in the form of a punch-like hit. As in the same way "hit" is used to replace "fuck" by some.

Guy1: She is so fit...

Guy2: Yeah i'd smack that silly

by smackhead January 6, 2007

dick smack

is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....

Man you just dick smacked me hard core !

by kris bigelow May 13, 2005

Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula June 11, 2006

danza smack

A hit given directly to the face, normally given by a flaccid cack

Foggy loves it when I give em' the ol' Danza Smack!

by ekip February 9, 2003

Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle November 6, 2008

smackdown

When you smack, and then someone falls down.

Let's lay the smackdown

by JoshDizzle July 7, 2007