Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

Sleep then YEET

When you sleep with someone then yeet yourself away

Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!

by Emmelyne August 30, 2022

Perpendicular sleeping

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off

Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022

Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

by Phanda101 May 5, 2022

rim sleep

when you get a rim job while sleeping

dude I think I got a rim sleep last night, when I woke up my ass was wet, but it felt good

by RabiesHijax September 14, 2022

sleeping mend

/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022

cry to sleep

1) literally to cry until you fall asleep

2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)

1) - my crush just dumped me 😭😭
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?

2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!

by wineaficionado December 13, 2021