Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

Shake it like a polaroid

From the song Hey Ya by Outkast, the phrase "shake it like a polaroid" means to shake like the act of masturbating. One developes a polaroid by flicking their wrist in a back and forth motion.

Bradford went to shake it like a polaroid in the bathroom, but found his brother already developing his own polaroids.

by Jafrap June 3, 2009

Chinese Salt Shaker

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)

Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."

by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.

Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.

by Theshakeandbakemaster October 5, 2010

shake it like a polaroid picture

What the people do in the music video for Outkast's "Hey Ya."

"I'm going to be in the video for "Hey Ya" by Outkast... what should I do?"

"Shake it like a polaroid picture!"

by Anonymous November 11, 2003

Shake Junt

A blunt composed of only shake.

That was a danlk ass shake junt you rolled the other day hombre

by Arther February 12, 2008

Shake n bake

Shaking the baby then putting him/her in the oven for 30 minutes

Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready

by Mad_Dot_Sushi December 11, 2019