semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010

Sheen Rule

Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.

Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".

by Josarina March 13, 2011

Sheen the fuck up

{phrase}

Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!

Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.

by johnny mc awesome March 22, 2011

Sheen

To freak out or act bizarre.

Bob sheened when he heard the news.

by Cinamongurl April 4, 2011

Sheen

To overdose on drug usage like Charlie Sheen.

Watch out dick... don't make me sheen

by The Sheen April 14, 2011

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

semenski

piece of fake croation shit

faggot croation fat ugly girlfriend semenski

by lolfaggot November 22, 2011