Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

Steak 'n Shake

An amazing place to get steak and milkshakes after you've just smoked a few bowls.

"Man, I have the best Saturday mornings ever when I wake and bake and then hit up my local Steak 'n Shake."

by Gold1e November 26, 2011

Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.

In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.

by fmoralesf June 16, 2010

shake down the thunder from the sky

Line from Notre Dame's fight song that make no sense at all.

"Send a volley cheer on high, shake down the thunder from the sky"

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!?!

by Proud Left Wing Extremist May 7, 2011

shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Tittie-Shake

A milkshake made with breast milk.

I'll have a fuckin' cheeseburger with some fuckin' fries and a fuckin' tittie-shake.

by Fuck Shit Piss September 20, 2007

hawian pineapple shake

When a girl dances half-naked in a circle, almost "hawian like" and the guy skeets on her chest. Then she licks it up and spits it into a cup.

Dingo- OMG! I tried to give Jen a Hawian Pineapple Shake and she kicked me in my goodies!!

Seth- Hah, she gave me one last week. :)

Dingo- f#@! you.

Seth- nah, thats what i have Jen for.

by Catilyn Rene May 7, 2008