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Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
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Screw Down

An alcoholic drink, a mix of tequila, orange juice and grapefruit juice.
I dont want a screwdriver, I want a screw down!
by AwesomelyB November 9, 2019
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Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools
Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit
by Beike January 3, 2020
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Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020
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Screw it

Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!
by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020
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Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
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scrawel

You have a nice scrawel
by Scrawelpatrol September 11, 2020
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