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Screwnicorn trick

When one straps a dildo on their head and then proceeds to fuck their partner in the ass, head first with the strap on, resembling a unicorn.
Last night I was at a magic show and somebody asked the magician to see a trick, he then put a dildo on his head and performed the screwnicorn trick
by Bullfrawg February 17, 2015
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screwdent

A screwdent is a student who is having sex with a professor or teacher.

They are generally pursued by the instructor, but may be the pursuer.
My man Malcom is getting banged by Mrs. K, that hot chem professor.

I swear, he's her second or third screwdent this year!
by MQTV August 17, 2020
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Screwmoji

An emoji that is often used with sexual connotations even though the emoji's original intent may have nothing to do with sexuality.
He sent the girl he met on Tinder a big screwmoji in the form of a heart on fire.
by Jay_Britt January 21, 2021
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Screwture

Future chopped and screwed. The artist Future’s music chopped and screwed, or slowed, by various DJs.
Maaan - did you check out that new Screwture album!
by ATLPlutoHendrix May 20, 2022
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Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017
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The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?
by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
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