Bathroom Sandwich

When you have to use the restroom and the only stall open is in between two people crapping.

My mother told of a bathroom sandwich she experienced at work today

by Jesus fuckin Christ November 7, 2012

Share-a-Sandwich

Sharing a sandwich is a sexual position performed by two men usually during lunch hour.

Dude it's finally lunch time would you care to share-a-sandwich with me?

by socharlies August 20, 2013

Sandwich Toast

Verb: When two people actively engage in sandwich eating at the same time and clash sandwiches (full or halves) before the first bite as a toast.

Gabe: To the sandwich!
*raises sandwich*
Mary: To the sandwich!
*sandwich toast followed by a synchronized bite*

by Gabe Tindall February 1, 2009

[Turd sandwich]

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.

Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.

by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015

Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

outlaw sandwich

A threesome where 2 of the people's names are Jesse and james

girl:I just had sex with Jesse and James, they made me an outlaw sandwich

by jj shaker June 3, 2018

bean sandwich

The tearing of one's scrotum, accidentally or otherwise, resulting in bleeding

While trimming some hair, I accidentally gave myself a bean sandwich

by wilsomb September 16, 2011