tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

Nigga sandwich

Niggas having sex

Just saw two homeless men having a nigga sandwich

by Capbap October 21, 2019

beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"

by elwood123 March 24, 2016

outlaw sandwich

A threesome where 2 of the people's names are Jesse and james

girl:I just had sex with Jesse and James, they made me an outlaw sandwich

by jj shaker June 3, 2018

bean sandwich

The tearing of one's scrotum, accidentally or otherwise, resulting in bleeding

While trimming some hair, I accidentally gave myself a bean sandwich

by wilsomb September 16, 2011

Bathroom Sandwich

When you have to use the restroom and the only stall open is in between two people crapping.

My mother told of a bathroom sandwich she experienced at work today

by Jesus fuckin Christ November 7, 2012

Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019