faggot sandwich

A dude taking it from the rear while blowing another dude

I have caught JarHutch and PhilGood both being made "faggot sandwiches" multiple times

by Your Pops January 15, 2015

[Turd sandwich]

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.

Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.

by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015

oral sandwich

when your pussy/dick and your anus is sucked at the same damn time (at the same damn time)

The deviant couldn't wait to have an oral sandwich at the orgy. ("with friends")

by pseudonyn name August 19, 2015

beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"

by elwood123 March 24, 2016

outlaw sandwich

A threesome where 2 of the people's names are Jesse and james

girl:I just had sex with Jesse and James, they made me an outlaw sandwich

by jj shaker June 3, 2018

Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

Bathroom Sandwich

When you have to use the restroom and the only stall open is in between two people crapping.

My mother told of a bathroom sandwich she experienced at work today

by Jesus fuckin Christ November 7, 2012