Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.

Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.

by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020

Fruity Salad

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad

John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"

Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"

by Tenno43 June 24, 2023

Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011

salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away

I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!

by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020

Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.

Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!

by tbelllanc October 31, 2017