Fruity Salad

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad

John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"

Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"

by Tenno43 June 24, 2023

Salad sauce

When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.

Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs

by Favol January 21, 2023

Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo

Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.

by The Dirty David December 6, 2020

Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

Mustard Salad

Wtf is a mustard salad

“Wth is a Mustard Salad”

by Abztrqct August 24, 2022

Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

slimey salad

When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.

He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons

What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?

Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.

by TYEKRO October 7, 2022