spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

second spit

Your best friend dating your ex before a week is up

Man Elijah is getting second spit from amber

by thecccc October 5, 2016

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.

joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.

by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018