Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

cooper sofia

The hottest girlfriend you will ever have, and she is really nice.

cooper sofia is very hot

by .mdw p0283rhgp qi2ur48p April 9, 2017

free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021

to err is software (to fix human)

something you say that it is natural for a software to be defective and it is important to accept and fix defects when they occur

In this digital age, "to err is software (to fix human)"

by mundsn July 9, 2018

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019

national kiss a softball player day

oct. 24, pucker up ladies ;)

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!

by yagirlri October 23, 2019