A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
by Sixtits February 16, 2019
Get the Salad bro mug.Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018
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Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022
Get the Monkey Salad mug.When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.
He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
by TYEKRO October 7, 2022
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I saw them sellin’ them sinister salad in a jar in that ol Donald General. It smelt so unholy brother these teens walked out smellin like the Hippies out West.
by shawtyhunter May 16, 2022
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by kenny chezney April 15, 2022
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