Ripped a new one

This means to get ripped a new pocket after a very expensive purchase

I just got ripped a new one at costco

by Aroon.q March 14, 2026

Ripped banjo

Ripped banjo is a slang term used by Finnish people that means a ripped foreskin.

When your friend masturbates too hard in the school bathroom and his foreskin rips. You ask him/her "did your banjo rip?".
Or when you want to make fun of someone you ask them "Do you have a ripped banjo?"

by Suomen ainut oikea kuningas March 30, 2026

Rippling

When you rub your boner against your hard nipples while snorting cocaine off a woman's tits.

I walked into the basement and caught my roommate rippling with my sister, so I walked next door and rippled his mom.

by The Testacleis October 22, 2025

Ripper

What a pedophile is called in prison.

You ripper! What you did was the worst possible crime anyone could ever commit.

by anonymous December 4, 2025

bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. December 31, 2008

Radio Rippers

A place where gimps come to dance, to cheesy tunes, by lovely people

can also be described to run with definition rimmer, the place always gets your ring hole winking

Radio Rippers, \0/\0/\0/\0/ ring well open, if visited you will see how many people suffer from this strange condition and how openly they publicly display the fact

by the ripster October 25, 2009

Cheerio Ripper

Someone who rips an asshole

Federico is Hauvey's cheerio ripper forever and ever <3

by Dirty_Jew_69er December 4, 2012