ready brek

A slang term for cunnilingus. Alternatively, can refer to the taste of the female genitals during cunnilingus.

"Saad disappeared off with that girl last night."
"Yeah man, I heard she was dishing out the ready brek."

by Sam E Dancer April 1, 2007

Read

Boat
Congratulations you just read

If you can't read how can you spell. So why are you looking this up.

Are you an Instagram normie or something

by Gary the snail December 8, 2019

kian read

A boy who days on them haters

Dab on em just like Kian read

by Boycdkdk May 6, 2018

Read

To learn from paper, such as magazines, news papers, textbooks, but the KINGPIN of all: NOVELS!
You might like it.
No one asked you to read out loud.
SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO READ! fairytales with happy endings :)

To read to to enrich ones soul.
To read is to gain knowledge.
To read is to be informed.
To read is to escape.
To read
is to write
is to journal
is to open
up ones
soul

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

Hot and Ready

Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.

Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.

by PDizzle June 30, 2004

read

when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick

I got the read from linnea last night

by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008