Digital Retardation

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.

Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!

by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019

Spiritually Retarded

Like mentally retarded, by spiritually

Nick is Spiritually Retarded

by DragoFlee May 10, 2019

Retard bus

The shortbus

Alex Where's Joe

Sean He takes the retard bus

by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021

retard pill

An item, that’s the polar opposite of medicine. This pill makes any person who takes it an absolute fucking retard.
Commonly used to insult people for being stupid

Yo, your really fuckin retarded, did you take a retard pill today?

by yupperdupper May 21, 2020

Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos October 18, 2008

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008