Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

meat rest

when you plop your juicy cock on yo girl chinny chin chin

the guy put his dick on the girls chin and called it a meat rest.

by ALBEMB September 23, 2016

kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016

system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet

"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."

by samuel_wade January 15, 2017

Indian restaurant syndrome

When you smell really bad ( mainly used on merked people)

That hoe definitely has Indian restaurant syndrome

by Fergus weeabooster March 2, 2017

numb rest

What you do in a brief period right after a climax

Do you want to go again?

Na I'm in a numb rest still

by GeorgeR May 31, 2017

intimate resteraunt

A girls pussy. (Being eaten out)

Person 1: "Man, she took me to her intimate resteraunt last night and it tasted so good."

by Andreatheslut June 13, 2017