common room dorks

when a group of friends spend some of their most memorable moments in the common room of a high school dorm

The common room dorks of the Nathan Hale Dorm at Phillips Academy Andover grew a great friendship that will last a lifetime in the summer of 2011

by ANDOVER2011 October 28, 2012

dinning room table list

Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.

The queen of England is definitely not on my dinning room table list...

by TNflyguy June 25, 2014

Church Room Squeaker

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.

Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker

by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014

popcorn room

A room equipped with one or more air exchangers that are capable of replacing the free air in a room at a rapid rate. Under the guise of being used to quickly disperse the scent of popcorn, the room may also be used to facilitate the covert use of marijuana. The term was coined by the Swearnet crew in Episode 22 "Planning With Leigh" on the "Real Fucking Reality" Internet TV show.

After a stressful day of pitching show ideas, I suggested that we adjourn to the popcorn room to smok - I mean, snack - on some *air quotes* popcorn.

by ZonaPeligrosa March 4, 2015

next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.

I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

bang room

The room in a house that is used by everyone to have sex. The room set aside in a house that is used only for banging.

Hey bro is the bang room occupied?

by klulessk March 10, 2016

Weight Room Sherpa

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016