cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

cheese queef by schloops March 10, 2009

cock-queef 

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

cock-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

The QUEEF Community 

A collection of tranny’s and gays who primarily communicate through group chat. Daily topics are shared and discussed which includes the likes of

(Dyke Farts, Marty and his Rhine Stone jeans, Farts in a Jar, Kerdy, Jon Debo, the sis-gender community, anal bleaching, and Teddy Anus.

Just talked to Charles, Samantha, and Brie on snap chat for about an hour about how to make money off of farting in jars! We really represent the queef community well when we’re all together!!

The QUEEF Community by Badger girl 317 March 19, 2022

man queef 

the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.

It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.

man queef by antjcar86 September 13, 2006

Optimus Queef 

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

Optimus Queef by remt July 4, 2007

Boner Queef 

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

Boner Queef by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011

Banana Queef 

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.

Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.

Banana Queef by Matthew A Connor February 25, 2013