Pre - Slam Jam

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009

Pre game shit

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit

"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"

by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016

Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.

I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.

by Luna2018 June 12, 2018

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020

pre-bash crash

The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.

Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?

Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...

by B_HatBeatdown July 30, 2010