Poo poo caa caa

The act of dying by a cave spider getting you down to one heart and then a creeper blows you up.

"AHHHH!" "Poo poo caa caa!"

by poopoocaacaa November 7, 2019

poo head

when someone is being a bitch or is being evil or mean. Sometimes a term of endearment, alot of times something I say too avoid swearing.

"Your such a poo head!" *storms off*
"he was like, being a total poo head"
"OMG you freakin poo head" *laughs and hugs*
*glares at mother* "You are such a!....poo head"

by The Contessa Of The Suburbs August 29, 2005

Birthday poo

A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse.

Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!

by Zapp83 April 16, 2009

Poo Pixies

Flies. See Fecal Fairies; Log Lepricauns & Excrement Elves. All lingering about or on fecal matter.

The country farm cloud tured out to be a swarm of Poo Pixies.

by Dan Brew August 15, 2006

smooth poo

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper

Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo

by Pop Pop January 13, 2008

Poo Grab

verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.

i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.

those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.


i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.

My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily

by Ashyr December 15, 2008

poo bubble

a wet fart gone bad or another name for a Rhino

I thought I had to fart but I actually have a poo bubble in my slacks

by Pootsa August 21, 2007