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Birthday poo

Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!

Birthday poo by Zapp83 April 16, 2009

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To have a severe case of diarhoea and thus spend a long time on the porcelain throne.

Pete: Dave, why weren't you in work yesterday?
Dave: Sorry mate, had a proper strong vindaloo on Sunday. So I had to be king for a day.

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