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Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight
by Groundhogg May 24, 2017
mugGet the Pitch poledmug.

Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
mugGet the Flag Polemug.

pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission
Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!
by BrianTheCornGuy November 16, 2023
mugGet the pole slapmug.

Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.
We need to move the dead pole to the other side.
by HoY_2 December 6, 2023
mugGet the Dead Polemug.

Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
mugGet the Totem Polemug.

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.
Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.
by MrPabloE May 11, 2025
mugGet the Shat-polemug.

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
mugGet the pole huggermug.

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