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pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
by BPonD December 26, 2008
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Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.
Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.
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cioccolato pizza

A "pizza" but instead of being a pizza, (a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables) it has chocolate instead of tomato sauce, and sweets as toppings. ITS NOT A PIZZA. ITS A CREPE.
"Oh hey! My dad got some cioccolato pizza yesterday. Want to come over to my place and try it for dinner?"
"No man! Chocolate is not a dinner thing, and its not even technically a pizza! its more like a crepe!
by Luegamer May 29, 2018
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pizza time

by dancing spiderman November 9, 2020
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shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
by dumbandall December 15, 2021
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recovery pizza

A pizza ordered to provide sustenance after the occurance if a culinary disaster.
Oh, man! Phil's little cooking experiment sucks! He better order up a recovery pizza so we can eat.
by AdamMc1105 December 1, 2013
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Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.
Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.
by Donneroo October 21, 2010
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