pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.

Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!

by BPonD December 26, 2008

Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.

Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.

by No one's as THICC as Gaston May 27, 2017

MLG pizza

First you spin it 720 degrees
Pour mountain dew and doritos on it
Cook it
Serve and rek

"Dude did you see that MLG pizza OpTic made last night"

by Vokiin October 22, 2015

Hipster Pizza

A calzone.

"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."

by Shlymdicate July 29, 2017

Pizza Hut

Something you use in school so people won't know you're talking about PornHub

Alex: Yo, did you see Lexi and her boyfriend on pizza hut?
Thomas: Holy shit yeah, it was fucking hot

by Kumiko_Diamondsphere December 27, 2019

Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.

Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.

by ch1bz January 27, 2017

cazzo pizza

It's when you, after fucking the shit out of someone, lay them down on a counter, spread pizza sauce and cum on their stomach, then add cheese, pepperoni, and other toppings.

Dude! What the fuck are you doing?

I'm making a cazzo pizza. Lay back.

by Chunkley July 8, 2021